look how cute we are

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watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it


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WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

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*starts a group sext*

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do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

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  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

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"hold on let me check the news-"


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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.